Dr. June Covington

I was on the subway today and was unwillingly subjected to a review of the latest episode of Jersey Shore. With names like "Snookie," "The Situation" and "Jwow" it's a wonder any of them have enough brain cells to maintain core functions let alone go out clubbing and cheat on one another.  Honestly, it's not violence on TV that people should be worrying about. It's this so-called reality television. People spend all their free time watching these spray-tanned failures of evolution and yet they wonder why they're disgustingly overweight and have the IQ of a wilted celery stick.

That reminds me: I need to plan a business trip to New Jersey one of these days.